We broke up because...
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refused to wear the bikini and run around on the beach0
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She couldn't keep up0
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Flirted with too many ladies0
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to many restrictions on me0
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he wanted to run around naked in the restricted areas0
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She was too new to me..0
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He tried to lure me in with wine0
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She gave me the flu0
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wet the bednight sweats due to flu0
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he keeps spilling my coffee0
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she had cold feet....literally
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Every time I asked him to share the covers he'd make hog sounds at me!0
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She dumped me
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Cried for her ex0
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called me a crybaby0
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Couldn't handle the truth0
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she nicknamed her ****** 'truth'
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That is true!!!0
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she insisted I wear the restraints0
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Had no sense for adventure!0
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two words
BungeeSex0 -
Made me laugh out loud everywhere.....even at funerals0
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Got us thrown out of Uncle Chester's funeral
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Uncle Chester was not even her Uncle0
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She found out uncle Chester was really my sugar daddy0
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pfft then got mad at me when she found a "friend" hidden in my closet0
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Her "friend" was my Father!0
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got mad when she found out her Father was my sugar daddy0
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She was getting sugar from my daddy! 0
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