We broke up because...
Replies
-
He had a rash from the stubble of a woman...0
-
LiftingRiot wrote: »He had a rash from the stubble of a woman...
you should see her beard dude0 -
His selfies got more likes than mine :-P0
-
'cause she was a Newfie.0
-
Wasn't really a jedi master0
-
she has a beard0
-
tobywankenobijedimaster wrote: »'cause she was a Newfie.
Hahahaha can't believe you just went there! *high five*0 -
MarMcGrath wrote: »tobywankenobijedimaster wrote: »'cause she was a Newfie.
Hahahaha can't believe you just went there! *high five*
I see it as reclaiming the term. It's only an insulting slur if you let it be
Anyways.... To the person above ya....
Got tired of his cowbell.0 -
He wouldn't clip his toenails0
-
she thought sharting was a sport0
-
Because that was gross.0
-
-
she thought a 3 course meal was a snack0
-
He though headless selfies were the pinnacle of quality in photography.0
-
hey i only have half a head, thats descriminating half headed people!!0
-
He was too square0
-
We went on Jeremy Kyle0
-
his squarepants were a turnoff0
-
He never let me see his face.0
-
Tay..Taylor stuttt..stuttered0
-
I was blinded when the light reflected off her phone.0
-
I didn't understand him0
-
She was a nympho0
-
she ignored me0
-
I kept telling him I didn't want to see the gun show.0
-
His mustache tickled my inner thighs0
-
He made fun of my stutter
0 -
She wouldn't stutter in bed0
-
He told me to shave.0
-
He shaved0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 393.6K Introduce Yourself
- 43.8K Getting Started
- 260.3K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.9K Food and Nutrition
- 47.5K Recipes
- 232.5K Fitness and Exercise
- 431 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.6K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153K Motivation and Support
- 8K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.8K MyFitnessPal Information
- 24 News and Announcements
- 1.1K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.6K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions