We broke up because...
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She Only spoke in memes0
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He pronounced memes with a crazy French accent.0
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Didn't like his goatee0
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Ok , I clearly need to stop posting, because I am one off on all of these. Sigh.0
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Her timing was off0
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He was always trying to time me0
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Because she wouldn't send me a friend request0
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Because he expected me to do all the work. Typical.0
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Because she wasn't patient0
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Our beards clashed0
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Because he kept stealing my selfie stick0
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Wouldn't stop taking selfies0
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He kept taking my button-up shirts!!0
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He only wore Things with buttons0
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Couldn't handle buttons0
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You can't handle the buttons!!!0
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I found the neighbours wife in our closet0
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She kept saying leave the blinds open.... She wanted the neighbors to watch.
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