We broke up because...
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Too much yelling0
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Those screams were night cries of my people!0
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I kidnapped his people and held them hostage0
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She dressed up my people in outfits and tried having tea parties with them. They cried to me for days afterwards.0
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she was kidnapping everyone she liked and locking them in a closet0
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His people were his cats. He had no friends.0
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Kept saying "pussycat" but didn't mean an actual cat0
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Thought Pussycat Dolls was good music.0
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She wouldn't let me watch the pussycat dolls even with the volume muted0
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He kept getting in between kimv and I0
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He lied when he said he subscribed to the magazine for the articles.0
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We broke up because of GTA V0
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Frigging lag.0
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Those glasses made me hard. every. time.0
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Me too. I'm sure women buy them to subconsc remind us of office porn
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"I'm sorry Mr. Smith, we'll have to reschedule your appointment. My mailbox needs de-cluttering" *cue porno music*0
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Way to into porn0
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Couldn't understand there's very little reality in porn.0
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Wouldn't role play with me0
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Didn't understand how real porn is, right?0
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It's not reality. It's endorphins.
Could only excite their own endorphins0 -
Was too technical in the bedroom0
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Thought belts and buckles were technical0
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I can't judge0
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Too judgemental, didn't take part!0
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She judged me0
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she was an I can't person0
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He liked himself too much couldn't handle it0
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She couldn't handle it/me
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