We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She tasted too good, I was getting enough real food0
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haha he was a cannibal0
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Completely detached from the realities of eating delicious things... Sorry to break it to you man but THINGS MUST DIE...0
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we fought over what meat to grill and what beer to buy. I think we killed the thread for a while.0
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pfft he always bought the wrong beer and overcooked the steak0
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she complained about everything0
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he never did as he was told0
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she got a little bossy so I hit her with a snowball0
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buried me in the snow..not just a snowball!0
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she told me to shovel the driveway. She didn't say where to dump the snow
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he promised to take me someplace warmer then set me in front of an open oven door0
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She tried to push me into the oven0
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Didn't understand I just wanted him to clean it..0
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Always like things just a little too clean.0
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Wouldn't clean the oven with my tongue0
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Liked to clean everything with his tongue
Waiiit...come back...
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That one liked things a little too dirty.0
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She didn't like things dirty enough0
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He liked it dirty with the whole neighbourhood0
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She was a prude0
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He was terrible at reading people.0
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I chose not to read mean people0
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He missed out on a lot of good things in life.0
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After many interactions with her, I realized that she was not one of those good things0
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He broke my heart.0
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She's as cold as ice and was willing to sacrifice our love0
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He just stopped trying to warm me up.0
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She'd need a flamethrower to warm her up.0
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He wasn't willing to go the distance.0
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I was going for speed0
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