How is the MFPer above going to die?

RunTimer · January 2016

Medical examiner says she won't be sure until they've retrieved all the body parts

tomy2tone01 · January 2016

ate too much candy one night

zakum1 · January 2016

Tried to eat candy one night. She was not amused.

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Auto erotica ..went to far

zakum1 · January 2016

She choked to death. I wanted to help her but I was all tied up.

Thisnameischosen · January 2016

Hiccups

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Heat stroke

gumby101ca · January 2016

i caused it ..lol

joey4014 · January 2016

In the fire that she started.

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Spontaneous combustion

Unknown · January 2016

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gcibsthom · January 2016

terminal constipation

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Bled to death after he was castrated ..

Unknown · January 2016

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RunTimer · January 2016

while attempting to brake the International cartwheel record...over the cliff

LiftingRiot · January 2016

He borrowed a lot of money from the Canadian mafia and never paid it back.... seeing it was Canada mafia, they never came for the money.. he died of old age

jbuzzed · January 2016

Taken out to the arctic by a Canadian and left with tools to build an igloo. Seeing as he couldn't figure out how to use said tools, he froze to death

Thisnameischosen · January 2016

Wild elephant at a circus crushed him... He got sick of the huge unreadable love letters so he killed himself.

motterotter · January 2016

Tragic workplace accident he was crushed to death between an enraged elephant and a pile of large granny panties

finny11122 · January 2016

Lack of photosynthesis

jbuzzed · January 2016

Murdered by his stalker after moving in with his girlfriend

motterotter · January 2016

Died most heroically while saving his last comfortable t shirt from being shredded in a woodchipper sadly the fabric of his life unravelled along with his grungy Ramones T shirt
You might say it was a clothes one

cmDaffy · January 2016

Sadly, he lost his grip while bench pressing without a spot, the bar fell violently on his neck and he was decapitated.

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Toast got jammed in the toaster.....she tried to get it out with a knife ..zapppp

motterotter · January 2016

Sad case of being sucked into another dimension by a hitherto unknown force created by dancing buck nekkid widdershins around the large hadron collider

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Goat ate him

Unknown · January 2016

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RunTimer · January 2016

forgot how to breath

bdgfn · January 2016

Got run over trying to time a race

How is the MFPer above going to die?

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