We broke up because...
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He was just TOO smart for me.0
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He thought intelligent conversation meant talking about melons.0
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Distance finally broke us down </30
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Melons excited me too much0
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She kept having to say "My eyes are up here!"0
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He kept saying it wont fit.0
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He always want to be the big spoon0
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He didn't own any spoons. How was I supposed to eat my soup?0
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slurp.
we broke up because she wasn't willing to slurp it all up when I made soup0 -
They both thought slurp meant something else0
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Thought I was I mean.0
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she paddled to rough0
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Couldn't handle me0
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too easy to handle0
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She used my hair like a handle
wait...come back!!0 -
I cheated... With his ex0
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Her moral compass was just way too off.0
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DNA test revealed we were to closely related0
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He found out he was NOT the father...0
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her insistence that I call her Mommy was a little un-nerving..
..as was the diaper0
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