We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I wore him out0
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She said I was slow0
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She wore funkier things than Lady Gaga.0
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she objected to my penis0
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He had too many small things to object about. It all added up.0
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Her shower was too small0
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He preferred showers to baths.0
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I found strange guy in her bath tub
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His teeth is too white0
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for her it was always about color0
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For some strange reason, his pictures were always colorless.0
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She thinks I'm clingy0
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She preferred pictures to words.0
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she was very bad with words especially bad ones0
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he embarassed to F****N easily0
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Said I was an embarrassment to him.0
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Kept smothering me0
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Kept mothering me.0
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She was way too hot for me and I couldn't handle the stress of worrying that she'd dump me for some GQ guy.0
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Tried stealin my woman0
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he confused me0
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She was way too easily confused.0
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He was way too much of a snoop.0
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She tried eating my cats0
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kept too many secrets0
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Didn't use enough Secret.0
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Accused me of stinking0
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