We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member

  January 2016

  I enjoyed @kimvmajor's cream better than his!

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  gonzalesvikki wrote: »

  I enjoyed @kimvmajor's cream better than his!

  
  She preferred skim milk and couldn't handle my heavy cream

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  47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member

  January 2016

  I prefer it black

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  provencal73 Posts: 1,275 Member

  January 2016

  @kimvmajor @srv524 ya'll are hilarious

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  She needed to lighten it up.

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  @provencal73 laughed at me in bed
  
  @kimvmajor filmed while she laughed

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He was too camera shy.
  
  and, @provencal73, thanks!

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  bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member

  January 2016

  She was not at all camera shy and posted her nude pics everywhere

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  provencal73 Posts: 1,275 Member

  January 2016

  @srv524 got upset when @kimvmajor wouldn't stop filming

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  She liked to narrate every.single.thing we did.

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  samdondero Posts: 47 Member

  January 2016

  He ran away to be a woman.
  Lol true story.

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  Kept posting revealing pics on MFP

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He would only reveal his top half. I was beginning to think he had something to hide.
  

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  Pretended to be wonder woman yet didn't show off her legs

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  His detective skills were lacking (and forgot that Wonder Woman's true power was in her lasso of truth).

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  Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member

  January 2016

  was really black widow not wonder woman

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  @kimvmajor 's lasso was a dirty sock and wouldn't show me cleav
  
  @Darklords wouldn't show me a real pic of her

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  Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member

  January 2016

  man you always want more and more your crowding me

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  
  

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  Her boobs were hand-drawn

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He always had too many hands on his boobs.

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  Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member

  January 2016

  kimvmajor wrote: »

  

  
  hahahahaha
  
  @srv524 that is all he could handle

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  (good one, @Darklords)

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  caught her drawing a mustache on me while I was asleep

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Slept entirely too much.

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  Slept around too much

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  found out she was driving on an expired driver's license

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  slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member

  January 2016

  Found out he was a she

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  His milk was always expired. How was I supposed to eat my Oreos without milk?

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  when she said she loved OREOS...I musunderstood

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