We broke up because...
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I had a thing for curls0
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She didn't like my manscaping0
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Couldn't see cleavage (that's right, I went there again...)0
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She had a thing for blondes.0
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He tried using reverse psychology to get what he wanted.,, my boobs0
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Never took her shirt off during sex0
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Low self-esteem0
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Got a little too steamy0
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She clipped her toenails....with her teeth.0
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Always steamed up my shower0
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Was always out of line with himself0
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I couldn't keep him in line.0
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She was so picky about how I colored my coloring book!0
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Didn't put enough color in my cheeks.0
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She has this weird thing about always wanting me slapping her in the face or pinching her really hard!
WEIRD!!!
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Wouldn't let me pinch her cheeks0
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Wanted to pinch the wrong cheeks0
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I didn't realize that there was a wrong cheek to pinch. Ciao Bella0
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We spoke a different language0
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My cheeks couldn't handle all the pressure.0
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to beautiful0
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Every time he spoke Italian I lost track of my thoughts! Too distracting for my hectic life!0
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porque no utiliza su lengua.0
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Ich sie nicht verstehen0
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I couldn't understand him0
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She never knew what I was talking about0
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Knew all too well what he was talking about.0
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Called me a know it all constantly0
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Would never call me0
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Called me by his bosses name0
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