We broke up because...
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She was so bossy.0
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her leather thigh-high boots chaffed me0
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He borrowed my boots without permission0
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She was going to give me the boot, so I bailed first.0
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I kept interrupting her enjoyment of her night cheese0
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uncontrollable flatulence0
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tobywankenobijedimaster wrote: »I kept interrupting her enjoyment of her night cheese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOflG4grWBQ
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She could do more pushups than me. Egoistic, I know but...0
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He wanted to be my push up bra,,, in public0
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She hated that I needed a push-up bra.0
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She hated wearing a bra in public and insisted in getting a wet tshirt0
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Refused to go Commando...0
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Was too ripped for me, made me jealous constantly0
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Liked to sleep in the nude, except for his socks. Would never take those socks off!!0
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wore socks in the shower0
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Showered outside using the hose0
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She didn't like being sprayed by my hose0
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Had a short hose
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He never bothered to get to know the real meLiftingRiot wrote: »motterotter wrote: »He ran off after Festivus in a flood of tears
he or she... still not sure... was a flower.... I think
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The real me was unreal0
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