We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Just to let you know the messages you sent saying you were going to cut me up and feed me to the fish is now in the hands of the police

Kvm11628 · January 2016

She ratted me out all.the.time. I couldn't trust her.

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Called me names..stool pigeon was one ..

DSwales11 · January 2016

Made me part of her harem.

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Kept disappearing

Wonderwomanvik · January 2016

We competed on who was the best lover... We both won,,,

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · January 2016

She kept playing who is the best lover with strangers.

novelle21 · January 2016

Always insist that it's a tie or "we both won" when she'd lost.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · January 2016

Found her tied up with the neighbor.

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

He left me for the duck

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · January 2016

Tried to compete with a duck and lost.

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

One word.."beastiality"

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · January 2016

She was into beastiality. Always wondered why she had all that peanut butter...

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

He came home smelling of peanut butter and I was allergic!

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Way ..way..way too fabulous for me

mnshanbhag · January 2016

Poops with the bathroom door open

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

Wouldn't fix the bathroom vent

Wonderwomanvik · January 2016

Took all her anger out on me... I mean I like it rough, but how do I explain the black eyes?

Peter_Brady · January 2016

Bite mark on her *kitten*. Wasn't mine

Wonderwomanvik · January 2016

Wouldn't let me give him hickeys

Peter_Brady · January 2016

She wanted to give me hickeys on my testicles

Wonderwomanvik · January 2016

Didn't let me suck his testicles

MaxPower6868 · January 2016

I thought she said 'tentacles', and told her I didn't have any

Kvm11628 · January 2016

Didn't like the movie "Better Off Dead." (you will only get the reference if you know the movie - someone please get it and don't leave me hanging!)

MaxPower6868 · January 2016

Didn't like FRONCH dressing on her FRONCH fries

MaxPower6868 · January 2016

kimvmajor wrote: »

Didn't like the movie "Better Off Dead." (you will only get the reference if you know the movie - someone please get it and don't leave me hanging!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwNurAxrsqY

'a big difference'

Kvm11628 · January 2016

@MaxPower0102 is my favorite person of the day. (Better Off Dead is my favorite 80s movie)

He was always standing outside of my window with a boom box. The neighbors started calling the cops.

Wonderwomanvik · January 2016

She always played "don't you" on her boom box

MaxPower6868 · January 2016

Wold turn off my Boom Box every time I put Peter Gabriel on

Kvm11628 · January 2016

Couldn't turn on my boom box

We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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