How is the MFPer above going to die?

ImALiar_AndAThief · January 2016

In a quest to re-live the glory days of high school, she begins role-playing the always popular Dungeons and Dragons. Still in character, she swashbuckles her way over a cliff...

Thisnameischosen · January 2016

Crack

Unknown · January 2016

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munstermash7 · January 2016

Mountain biking

Unknown · January 2016

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ImALiar_AndAThief · January 2016

While jamming and singing along to The Ramones "I Wanna be Sedated" in her Beats by Dre, an inexperienced morse code interpreter/assassin mistakenly interprets her pa-pa-pa-pa's as "shoot me now" and takes one in between the eyes...

RunTimer · January 2016

Dyslexic, read the Bungee jumping instructions in reverse sequence

tobywankenobijedimaster · January 2016

Mistaken for the Predator by commandos with itchy trigger fingers.

RunTimer · January 2016

itchy rash on his sensitive parts led to scratching..led to hemorraging

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

I broke him

cmDaffy · January 2016

ClubSilencio wrote: »

went to a Phantom of the Opera themed party that got a little too kinky

A little too kinky? Is that even possible?

cmDaffy · January 2016

Swimming with her friends, "the Great White Sharks"

RunTimer · January 2016

one 'Nuh uh' too many (never knew when to let it go)

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Under me..his heart couldn't take it

JSurita3 · January 2016

Cunnilingus HIV

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

...hot the bottle too hard..literally..fell and cracked her head on a wine bottle

cmDaffy · January 2016

JSurita3 wrote: »

Cunnilingus HIV

Oh *kitten*, I just spit diet coke all over the keyboard!

Jealous boyfriend blew her away with a .44

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

Her mask was laced with a slow acting poison planted there by a rival in her theater group!

RunTimer · January 2016

freak vacuuming accident

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Same...suction that strong is a dangerous thing

FabulousFantasticFifty · January 2016

She was so dangerous that her mouth was permanently sealed and unfortunately her nose was obstructed.

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Electrocuted by state ..for murder for suffocating me

Unknown · January 2016

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slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Bad oyster

Unknown · January 2016

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Muzak1 · January 2016

Road rage from behind

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Someone put bleach in his water bottle

Muzak1 · January 2016

A broken neck. That's all I can say

slimgirljo15 · January 2016

Killed when the atomic bomb goes off

cmDaffy · January 2016

There was an "Accident" And he fell out the 3 story window, impaling himself on the barb-wired top fence below.

How is the MFPer above going to die?

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