We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member

  January 2016

  did like the way i moved my butt when the boom box was on

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He couldn't shimmy as well as I could

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  JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member

  January 2016

  My shimmy consisted of my arms flailing around and i hit her by accident

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He was a klutz. It was dangerous for me.

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  Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member

  January 2016

  She wanted to be a clown...

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  She asked me to wear a red nose and big shoes. Too freaky for me.

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  JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member

  January 2016

  She didnt want to wear the masquerade mask to bed

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He thought I needed a masquerade mask. My self esteem suffered.

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  Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member

  January 2016

  I couldn't tell her she was beautiful enough... Damaged by her ex

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  47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member

  January 2016

  She oversimplified things

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  she refused to remove her hat in church

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  MaxPower6868 Posts: 220 Member

  January 2016

  She said I was too simple

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  Darklords Posts: 3,175 Member

  January 2016

  made me repeat everything because he couldn't understand me

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  munstermash7 Posts: 20 Member

  January 2016

  She would not stop showing me her arm pits.

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  His apartment was a pit. Borderline Hoarders.

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  Would only let me wear 1 pair of underwear per week

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He misunderstood. Not the SAME pair. The same style and color. Sometimes he took things too literally.

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  Didn't realize that I hated wearing underwear

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  I was always distracted by a flapping noise whenever he was around.

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  She wouldn't buy me the duct tape I needed to secure myself

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Liked his duct tape a little too much. I ended up with a rash.

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  Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member

  January 2016

  I didn't believe her story on how she got the rash

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016

  too rash, to impulsive..

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  Not impulsive enough. Predictability = boredom.

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  inappropriate sense of timing
  
  really..a whoopie cushion..
  ..in church..
  REALLY?!

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  MaxPower6868 Posts: 220 Member

  January 2016

  Was mad I thought it was the Church of Flatulence, not Latter Day Saints

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  RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member

  January 2016 edited January 2016

  after he put Culture club's Church of the Poison Mind on infinity loop
  
  
  ENOUGH was ENOUGH

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  January 2016

  He didn't appreciate my penchant for 80s pop culture.

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  January 2016

  Wouldn't change her Flock of Seagulls haircut

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  babycatchfire Posts: 156 Member

  January 2016

  Only wanted me for my hair.

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