We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I was a joint account holder on those credit cards. I didn't know she had a girlfriend.
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But baby, I did her for you0
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He wanted my girlfriend0
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She had a Girlfriend!0
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She wasn't over her ex who cheated on her0
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He was a cheater!!0
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She didn't believe my excuse that I tripped and fell in0
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He was apparently clumsy every other week!0
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He fell in0
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she smothered me0
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My clothes looked better on him0
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she caught me with my hand in her underwear...drawer0
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His anatomy resembled a Ken doll
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Caught her inserting a Ken doll0
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Got plastic surgery so that he could look like Ken0
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She didn't look like barbie..0
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She wanted a blonde bimbo
Reference to Barbies not blondes btw!
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Yeah .....
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Every time I spoke to her she replied "So!!!"0
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So 0
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Thought I was her personal Seamstress and demanded that I sew!0
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She kept stealing my red lipstick0
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My wife found her lipstick on my dipstick0
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I stole her cosmetics bag to fix my car0
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He looked way different than his picture when we met.0
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He expected perfection.0
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Constantly challenging my world views.0
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Frequent "ominous" air quoting.0
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