How is the MFPer above going to die?
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            His eyes were plucked out by his wife when caught watching something naughty on the internet!0
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            Run down by a bunch of teenagers joyriding in a shopping cart. Oh, the humanity!0
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            Went to sit on the toilet and fell into a wormhole.0
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            Ate a pound of bad peanuts (why the heck didn't he stop after the first one?) then suffered for several days before finally expiring.0
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            Slips on a peanut butter and banana sandwich.0
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            The Elvis union thugs rubbed him out for infringing on their territory, and being a "scab" Elvis.0
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            Golfball sized hail to the head.0
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            Choke on fluff while blowing his duck.0
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            Some kind of tainted hair product! ;p0
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            Beheaded for heresy.0
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            Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »Beheaded for heresy.
Mob mauled him thinking he said he has Hershy0 - 
            He disappeared into Oblivion when walking through his mirr!or0
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            Choked on a bone0
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            She set herself on fire in front of the white house when Donald Trump was elected president. thanks for taking a stand for Merica!0
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            Testicular cancer
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            I will kick his *kitten*...
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            Hit and run while she was running through her neighbor hood in the nude!0
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            Hit by the same car as he was chasing a nude lady through the neighbourhood0
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            slimgirljo15 wrote: »Hit by the same car as he was chasing a nude lady through the neighbourhood
Hahaha... Yes, girl.
At a very old age, she will pass in her sleep from an angel's kiss...
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            Lmao i was chasing her to get away from your strap on lol0
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            Botched surgery.0
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            Vivisection0
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            Crack OD0
 
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