We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  February 2016

  Misunderstood what I was asking her to pull

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  Got his fingers up in everyone's business.

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  February 2016

  Kept sticking her fingers in her private parts during family gatherings. My grandma was not pleased.

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  Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member

  February 2016

  She was a wee bit paranoid about where my fingers were

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  February 2016

  Used the words "wee bit" pretty frequently

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  Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member

  February 2016

  Was insecure about his manhood

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  Kept leaving all our valuables unsecured. She didn't care about all we had built together.

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  February 2016

  She wouldn't accept the fact that I was the one who made the money that allowed us to build everything. Always took me for granted.

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  cmDaffy Posts: 6,991 Member

  February 2016

  Would only let me play the "good girl"

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  February 2016

  Her bad girl involved actual torture devices.

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  Listening to him go on and on about his duck was torture.

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  February 2016

  Didn't understand my duck worship

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  no_russian Posts: 893 Member

  February 2016

  Catfish

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  junelove89 Posts: 759 Member

  February 2016

  He gave me flowers instead of chocolates

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  February 2016

  I gave her a ring, she gave me herpes.

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  February 2016

  I gave him my love, he gave me a duck

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  February 2016

  Didn't understand how much the duck meant.

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  junelove89 Posts: 759 Member

  February 2016

  He would always make his stuffed duck watch while we were doing it

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  He kept misinterpreting what I said, It wasn't a D-uck, I asked for.

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  Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member

  February 2016

  Wouldn't let me turn our bedroom into a pond for my duck.

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  Nograce80 Posts: 8,443 Member

  February 2016

  I didn't give a duck anymore

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  junelove89 Posts: 759 Member

  February 2016

  She never let me go on top... I hated the bottom bunk bed

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  mnshanbhag Posts: 199 Member

  February 2016 edited February 2016

  was always sleeping

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  Tried to jimmy my car door open as I tried to get away leave.

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  Well, it WAS Jimmy Kimmel. He's pretty damn funny.

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  February 2016

  She liked Jimmy Kimmel, enough said.

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  junelove89 Posts: 759 Member

  February 2016

  He spent too much time in the mud

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  srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

  February 2016

  Always wanted a mud facial, minus the mud

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  Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member

  February 2016

  He told me I needed a facial.

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  MaxPower6868 Posts: 220 Member

  February 2016

  Wouldn't let me give her a facial

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