We broke up because...

Noelv1976 · February 2016

Kept reminding me how her abs would beat my abs in a walnut cracking competition

Just_J_Now · February 2016

because walnut cracking competition

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

She just cracked

Noelv1976 · February 2016

She kept showing me her crap!

Sk3L370R · February 2016

He wouldn't stop talking about walnuts.....

_fitness4life_ · February 2016

Called out my sister's name during sex

MaxPower6868 · February 2016

We used to be friends, but she's not accepting new friends now

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

He dumped me ..

said I was too high maintenance..

Timshel_ · February 2016

Kept yelling, "Awwww G'day, Awwww G'day" during orgasms.

motterotter · February 2016

Said i had diva tendencies

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Only made me orgasm once in 2 years..poor performance

motterotter · February 2016

she confused girth with worth and her expectations were too high and she was let down ,mostly because I am a woman

Awillz_Conqueror · February 2016

lmaooo. this thread is hilarious

Just_J_Now · February 2016

Always laughing at me

Alfit88 · February 2016

Wouldn't stop laughing

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Im a happy person..nooo I really wasn't laughing at his tiny d1ick..honest

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

She was sarcastic and WAS looking!!!

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Never believed a word I said

Wonderwomanvik · February 2016

Believed everything I said, even in jest

chimptron · February 2016

She was always in jest. (Who the hell is jest?!?!?!)

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