How is the MFPer above going to die?

RunTimer · February 2016

In his sleep

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ilfaith · February 2016

Crushed by a falling anvil

finny11122 · February 2016

An unmerciful kick up the butt

Chaagy · February 2016

Funnily enough, his foot got stuck in someone's butt, who had just died from being kicked up the butt. Too bad, they were in a desert. With a dead body stuck on his foot, he was unable to drag himself out of the desert before succumbing to dehydration.

motterotter · February 2016

let_me_clip_dirty_wings wrote: »

Because she could not stop for death
He kindly stopped for her...
#carriageaccident[/

Died the death of a thousand papercuts when she flogged herself with emily dickinson poems

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Run away lawn mower did her in

let_me_clip_dirty_wings · February 2016

motterotter wrote: »

let_me_clip_dirty_wings wrote: »

Because she could not stop for death
He kindly stopped for her...
#carriageaccident[/

Died the death of a thousand papercuts when she flogged herself with emily dickinson poems

Died the death of 6 rope burns while hanging his/her white clothes out to dry...

Unknown · February 2016

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motterotter · February 2016

a runaway treadmill ran over her

ilfaith · February 2016

Cut with gardener's shears. Placed in a bowl vase.

nevereverend · February 2016

Crisped like bacon in a freak tanning booth accident.

Unknown · February 2016

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motterotter · February 2016

died of an extremely vicious dragonfly attack

let_me_clip_dirty_wings · February 2016

sunn_lighter wrote: »

a romeo-juliet-poison-mistake-thing

Food poisoning - lethal combination of ritz crackers and tacos (sour cream optional, of course)

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Exhaustion after visiting a local brothel

tomy2tone01 · February 2016

Chasing chickens slipped on chicken poop and hit her head

suzreen · February 2016

A couple of women were fighting over him, and he tried to stop the fight. In their adrenaline filled rage,one tried to stab the other in the heart, but got him instead. After it was all over, they agreed to make up and went to get pedicures together.

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

Dysentery

tomy2tone01 · February 2016

Was at the Kangaroo races and one of the roos jumped the fence and ran over her

slimgirljo15 · February 2016

In my loving embrace

HappilyDistracted · February 2016

plague

suzreen · February 2016

After years of telling him to pick up his dirty clothes and to put the toothpaste away when he's done with it, his wife lost it and came after him with a hatchet