How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Crisped like bacon in a freak tanning booth accident.0
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died of an extremely vicious dragonfly attack0
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Food poisoning - lethal combination of ritz crackers and tacos (sour cream optional, of course)0 -
Exhaustion after visiting a local brothel0
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Chasing chickens slipped on chicken poop and hit her head0
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A couple of women were fighting over him, and he tried to stop the fight. In their adrenaline filled rage,one tried to stab the other in the heart, but got him instead. After it was all over, they agreed to make up and went to get pedicures together.0
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Dysentery0
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Was at the Kangaroo races and one of the roos jumped the fence and ran over her0
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In my loving embrace0
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plague0
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After years of telling him to pick up his dirty clothes and to put the toothpaste away when he's done with it, his wife lost it and came after him with a hatchet0
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Surrounded by piles of clean but not yet folded laundry0
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Beaten by his mistress2
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Also beaten by his mistress0
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vaporized0
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Became trapped in an industrial food dehydrator and was turned into jo-jerky.0
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Strangled0
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Beaten by a group of eses!0
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Hanzel and gretel scenario... forced to eat food and then baked by an old crazy lady0
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