How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Viagra OD
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    Dehydrate
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
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    Water poisoning
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
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    Finding my phone and looking through the pictures.
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited February 2016
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    Because she could not stop for death
    He kindly stopped for her...
    #carriageaccident
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,785 Member
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    Ignored the "Do not touch" sign and crushed by the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota.
  • tomy2tone01
    tomy2tone01 Posts: 982 Member
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    Broke a fingernail while surfing. Went to the bathroom to get a fingernail clipper and tripped on the rug and hit his head on the corner of the wall. Ouch!
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    In his sleep

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  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
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    Crushed by a falling anvil
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
    edited February 2016
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    An unmerciful kick up the butt
  • Chaagy
    Chaagy Posts: 109 Member
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    Funnily enough, his foot got stuck in someone's butt, who had just died from being kicked up the butt. Too bad, they were in a desert. With a dead body stuck on his foot, he was unable to drag himself out of the desert before succumbing to dehydration.
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
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    let_me_clip_dirty_wings wrote: »
    Because she could not stop for death
    He kindly stopped for her...
    #carriageaccident[/

    Died the death of a thousand papercuts when she flogged herself with emily dickinson poems
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Run away lawn mower did her in
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
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    motterotter wrote: »
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings wrote: »
    Because she could not stop for death
    He kindly stopped for her...
    #carriageaccident[/

    Died the death of a thousand papercuts when she flogged herself with emily dickinson poems

    Died the death of 6 rope burns while hanging his/her white clothes out to dry...
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
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    a runaway treadmill ran over her
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
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    Cut with gardener's shears. Placed in a bowl vase.

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