How is the MFPer above going to die?
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In his sleep
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Crushed by a falling anvil0
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An unmerciful kick up the butt0
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Funnily enough, his foot got stuck in someone's butt, who had just died from being kicked up the butt. Too bad, they were in a desert. With a dead body stuck on his foot, he was unable to drag himself out of the desert before succumbing to dehydration.0
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let_me_clip_dirty_wings wrote: »Because she could not stop for death
He kindly stopped for her...
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Died the death of a thousand papercuts when she flogged herself with emily dickinson poems0 -
Run away lawn mower did her in0
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motterotter wrote: »let_me_clip_dirty_wings wrote: »Because she could not stop for death
He kindly stopped for her...
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Died the death of a thousand papercuts when she flogged herself with emily dickinson poems
Died the death of 6 rope burns while hanging his/her white clothes out to dry...0 -
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a runaway treadmill ran over her0
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Cut with gardener's shears. Placed in a bowl vase.0
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Crisped like bacon in a freak tanning booth accident.0
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died of an extremely vicious dragonfly attack0
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sunn_lighter wrote: »a romeo-juliet-poison-mistake-thing
Food poisoning - lethal combination of ritz crackers and tacos (sour cream optional, of course)0 -
Exhaustion after visiting a local brothel0
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Chasing chickens slipped on chicken poop and hit her head0
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A couple of women were fighting over him, and he tried to stop the fight. In their adrenaline filled rage,one tried to stab the other in the heart, but got him instead. After it was all over, they agreed to make up and went to get pedicures together.0
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Dysentery0
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Was at the Kangaroo races and one of the roos jumped the fence and ran over her0
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In my loving embrace0
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plague0
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After years of telling him to pick up his dirty clothes and to put the toothpaste away when he's done with it, his wife lost it and came after him with a hatchet0
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Surrounded by piles of clean but not yet folded laundry0
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Beaten by his mistress2
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Also beaten by his mistress0
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vaporized0
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Became trapped in an industrial food dehydrator and was turned into jo-jerky.0
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Strangled0
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Beaten by a group of eses!0
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Hanzel and gretel scenario... forced to eat food and then baked by an old crazy lady0
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