We broke up because...
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I don't even know where to begin0
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Got confused too easily0
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she stole my heels0
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Called me a heel0
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Left me only the heels of the bread and kept the good stuff for himself.0
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She didn't make enough dough0
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Gold-digger0
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She said she doesn't want to eat chocolate anymore. That was the last straw0
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He enjoyed slurpees more than he enjoyed me0
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Too many little straws around his place. I suspected he had a drug problem....0
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she wouldn't allow me to throw out these straws said they all held special memories0
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He takes longer to get ready than I do0
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kept complaining I took like 5 minutes to get ready in the morning0
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Always timing me on everything.0
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Three timing me!0
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Was a one-timer0
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Thought Elvis was still alive0
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She threw away all my chocolate!0
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