We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He was too political0
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We were all out of sync0
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Everything was a dance to her0
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He would not dance with me, dammit.0
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Kept screaming Lambada! Lambada! Lambada! He was nuts.0
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Her favorite song was YMCA0
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She always got to be the construction worker. I wanted her to be the cop.0
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was always bringing construction workers home and leaving me to cook dinner0
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Was always hooking up with the construction workers instead of her husband.0
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He was always crawling in the mud!
Don't ask me why!!! ???0 -
Never put lipstick on my collar0
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Obsessed with lipstick on the collar0
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Never let me put a collar on her0
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She only loved me back in June 19890
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It was just summer love0
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She disappeared every summer0
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She left me for some girl named Summer
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Was too awesome0
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Thought spending the night watching Sesame Street would be awesome.0
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She seemed to light up at the presence of Big Bird!0
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Could relate to oscar0
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Lived in a trash can0
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Dumped garbage on me0
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He ran off with the Garbage Man!
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She never recycled0
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A neat freak0
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She canned me0
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He lost his job!0
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Liked her rigs big0
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Was always blowing his own horn0
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