We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She thought I had a penis. She was disappointed0
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Ugly scar from her penis removal surgery0
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He confused me with himself0
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Had multiple personalities0
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Couldn't orgasm multiple times0
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Having orgasms was all she thought about.0
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I was never in her head0
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4"d1ck..nuff said0
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Really high standards. I wasn't in her league0
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Too many rec sports commitments.0
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She didn't understand how vain I really am, really0
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Looked better than me..I wanted someone ugly so I looked better0
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She didn't understand how beautiful she really is0
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She had the wrong parts.0
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We parted ways0
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He only gave me part of his heart. Someone else owned the rest.0
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Didn't happen ..
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Kept me in chains0
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His wife didn't like me
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Poisoned my dog
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Poisoned my poison ivy
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We had the same argument...the harem is getting too big0
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Keeps making the same erroneous point
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Lol..his other girlfriends didn't like me
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I like happy little harems ... i mean homes 0
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Lol..he got crotch crickets from one of his others..I couldn't risk contact 0
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Didn't realize such crickets existed -
Always made me feel stupid lol0 -
Always had a mirror with him0
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Hey bullies 0
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