How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Died in an earthquake fighting pixies in a boxcar waiting for her man...0
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Auto erotica0
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A firey plunge down a ravine in his new sports car0
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Infection to her finger while attempting to open a can of whoopass...0
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Broken heart0
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Overexposure to awesomeness.0
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Sadly in a war!
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She fell into a ditch and couldn't get out. She slowly starved to death.0
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went for a long walk at the park and then sat on a bench with pigeon droppings. well her butt sweat mixed with the toxic bird poop and penetrated her anal canal and into the bloodstream where she became infected with 17 different viruses, one of which would be the newly discovered and deadly "Zumba" virus. Her name will be in the Wikipedia forever.0
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Contracted the Zumba fever after a night of.......
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Messing around with the folks, so she got Ebola0
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He ran into oncoming traffic playing rpg frogger0
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She crashed into a brick wall after running over Noel!0
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A ton of bricks fell on her head as she watched me crash and burn0
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Trying to bone someone's wife!
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Poisonous makeup0
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Tried to make up with her ex, but they couldn't take it any longer. She was shot by a flare gun0
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Final destination style with a crashing roller coaster....sorry hope it goes quick....0
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She was thrown in a volcano by some Natives while on vacation at St Helen's0
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One day after cheerleading practice while sketching ravens, she fell from the tallest tree - the one on the hill...
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Got mauled by Fab's dog because he was stalking her house0
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Got mauled by Fab because he was stalking Her!
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Darth maul took her out0
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After a split up! His ex was devastated and she had him wacked0
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His "light saber" was chopped off in a tragic blender accident. Bled out0
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Went to get blood work done, underestimated how much they'd need, got sucked dry0
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Was shopping minding her own business and a flasher accosted her...her heart couldn't take it..he was one hot flasher0
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