We broke up because...
Replies
-
Only wanted me for my money0
-
fronted she had money but we lived in the car0
-
Spent too much time working on his car.0
-
Gave me the extra finger...wasn't expecting it, so I felt violated0
-
Never wanted to try anything new.0
-
Brought in a cow to bed...saying she wanted to lick all the nipples. gross!0
-
knew bestiality was a hard limit - always pushing the limits0
-
Never wanted to go outside his comfort zone.0
-
Drank Southern Comfort like it was sweet tea0
-
Super judgy about my drinking habits0
-
She farted during coitus. I'm the only one allowed to do that.0
-
Had to spend all the rent money on air freshener.0
-
Tried to summon the dead last night, scared the crap outa me. Had to leave0
-
Prejudiced against dead people.0
-
She has her "time of the month" on my days off. Not cool yo0
-
He had perpetually bad timing.0
-
he surprised me by taking days off - woops, caught with my pants down0
-
She only had sex when I was away. Saying long distance relationship helped strengthen our relationship. NOT!0
-
he was away ALL the time - once a year ain't going to cut it.0
-
She was two-timing me. I can't stand when my mistresses do that!0
-
He looked better then me with suspenders on0
-
nicolethompson0715 wrote: »He looked better then me with suspenders on
She was mistaken. She would DEFINITELY look better with suspender on!0 -
She always wins at Mario Kart0
-
My only real success and he stomps on it.0
-
She stomps a lot.0
-
He rained on my parade?0
-
She ran off with her ex .0
-
Because she could save 15% or more on her car insurance.0
-
He didn't like how I drove0
-
Because her milkshake brought all the boys to the yard0
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 398.3K Introduce Yourself
- 44.7K Getting Started
- 261K Health and Weight Loss
- 176.4K Food and Nutrition
- 47.7K Recipes
- 233K Fitness and Exercise
- 462 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.5K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.7K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 153.5K Motivation and Support
- 8.4K Challenges
- 1.4K Debate Club
- 96.5K Chit-Chat
- 2.6K Fun and Games
- 4.7K MyFitnessPal Information
- 17 News and Announcements
- 21 MyFitnessPal Academy
- 1.5K Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 3.2K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions