We broke up because...

jbuzzed · February 2016

Only wanted me for my money

qxana1969 · February 2016

fronted she had money but we lived in the car

BoogeyBrat · February 2016

Spent too much time working on his car.

Noelv1976 · February 2016

Gave me the extra finger...wasn't expecting it, so I felt violated

BoogeyBrat · February 2016

Never wanted to try anything new.

Noelv1976 · February 2016

Brought in a cow to bed...saying she wanted to lick all the nipples. gross!

qxana1969 · February 2016

knew bestiality was a hard limit - always pushing the limits

BoogeyBrat · February 2016

Never wanted to go outside his comfort zone.

Noelv1976 · February 2016

Drank Southern Comfort like it was sweet tea

jessicaromrell699 · February 2016

Super judgy about my drinking habits

capnrus789 · February 2016

She farted during coitus. I'm the only one allowed to do that.

BoogeyBrat · February 2016

Had to spend all the rent money on air freshener.

Noelv1976 · February 2016

Tried to summon the dead last night, scared the crap outa me. Had to leave

BoogeyBrat · February 2016

Prejudiced against dead people.

Noelv1976 · February 2016

She has her "time of the month" on my days off. Not cool yo

BoogeyBrat · February 2016

He had perpetually bad timing.

qxana1969 · February 2016

he surprised me by taking days off - woops, caught with my pants down

Noelv1976 · February 2016

She only had sex when I was away. Saying long distance relationship helped strengthen our relationship. NOT!

qxana1969 · February 2016

he was away ALL the time - once a year ain't going to cut it.

chimptron · February 2016

She was two-timing me. I can't stand when my mistresses do that!

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