We broke up because...

g44219 · March 2016

he wouldn't help me spice things up

lisa9805 · March 2016

didn't like that I have a spice girls song on my gym playlist

Kvm11628 · March 2016

Thought Baby Spice was the hottest.

g44219 · March 2016

told me I had to get with her friends

Kvm11628 · March 2016

(Not going with the obvious.....)

Just couldn't look up to me.

Kvm11628 · March 2016

He stopped calling me

(Couldn't be creative)

Newtomi777 · March 2016

she was addicted to whipped cream and pickles at 3 am every night

g44219 · March 2016

found out his ex was pregnant

Newtomi777 · March 2016

can you blame me people? he was my best friend and the baby is his. !!! i need some sympathy now!!!

RunHardBeStrong · March 2016

Couldn't stop sulking and always wanted held

Newtomi777 · March 2016

you promised not to tell!!!!!!!

RunHardBeStrong · March 2016

You promised to stay faithful!

Newtomi777 · March 2016

i only let the dog stick his tongue in my mouth by mistake! it meant nothing. i swear

wobchunk · March 2016

He swore, his mouth was foul.

RunHardBeStrong · March 2016

I couldn't say anything without being accused of being foul. Virgin ears, I got tired of biting my tongue!

g44219 · March 2016

nagged me about my language

Kvm11628 · March 2016

We spoke a different language

wobchunk · March 2016

That twisted body language.

Kvm11628 · March 2016

Was just too twisted for me...

ladymuaythai · March 2016

Didn't like 3 sums once and a while

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