We broke up because...
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He told me to shut up! The nerve!0
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Everything got on her nerves0
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She got everything on her when she ate. Way too messy.0
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She didn't understand that as part of my charm0
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He only ate Lucky Charms. They may be magically delicious, but not healthy....0
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Wanted to spend all his time at the bunny ranch0
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Always wanted me in bunny ears and a tail0
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Didn't like to make things interesting.0
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Interesting to him was milk, cookies, and a night of D&D0
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She was never able to cast a high enough level eroticism spell.0
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Didn't roll my dice well0
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He used optical illusions in the bedroom to make things look bigger0
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He needed at least two of us to take it all in0
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Couldn't take it all in0
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Wouldn't let me swallow0
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She swallowed up all of my favorite sweets!0
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Wouldn't share his secrets0
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Because he treated our relationship like a diet, one cheat day a week.0
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She shared my Secrets all over The Internet!!!
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Kept "forgetting" my digits0
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He never paid for s better ISP.
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I never understood the words he used0
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She didn't understand anything.
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I never understood how she could be so rude!!!!0
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She didn't understand my sense of humor!0
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She thought trippng people with canes and kicking puppies was humorous
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I preferred cats0
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She called me a dog!
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