We broke up because...
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He was so needy...0
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Hated my Tattoos!0
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blew our whole budget on tattoos for himself and his friends0
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He had a Huge tattoo of his Ex Saying BERTHA across his Forehead!0
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She ran away with Bertha from the local diner0
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Bertha knew how to make a Woman feel like a Woman!
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Our relationship was a nightmare0
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He left because I accidentally kicked and scratched him in bed one night!0
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That wasn't me she scratched, it was the bike...0
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He ran away with a biker group never to be heard from again0
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She ran away to join the Circus0
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I found her smokin' bowls with Snoop Dog and she didn't introduce me.0
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Just getting back at him for going Dancing with Sam and not taking me along!0
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She was jealous of my dancing partner0
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She refused to dance with me0
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Knew the forbidden dances a bit too well.0
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I found out that he was Dancing to feed his Duck!0
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Didn't approve of my party lifestyle.0
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He was Hosting Swingers Parties while I was at work!0
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She wouldn't let me go to his swinger parties0
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She wasnt happy with the Swing I bought her!
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we didn't yet...........I think?0
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He took more selfies than me0
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She didn't put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.0
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Sang all the time..badly0
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She'd never take a selfie with me0
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I didn't understand his language0
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She didn't put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.0
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Yelled everything all the time0
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