We broke up because...
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Wouldn't accept responsibility for running into my hand multiple times0
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LMAOOOO ^
didn't like being slapped 
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Was a crappy tipper 0
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Never washed the dishes. Or vacuumed. Or did laundry.0
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Wouldn't let me hire a maid.0
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Called me an old maid0
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Didn't wanna grow old with me.0
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Always wore a beret when we're out. Tacky.0
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Kept trying to change my style choices0
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Wouldn't let me wear his sunglasses at night0
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Would only listen to Corey Hart0
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Stole my Corey hart album0
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His favorite band was Milli Vanilli0
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She was too vanilla0
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Made me give back my Grammy0
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He gave away my heart. Sniff.0
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She left for an organ donor0
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She said "What's love got to do with it?"0
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Hated when I sang to him 0
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Was shrill as a banshee0
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