We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

He wanted others to join!

qxana1969 · February 2016

I didn't mind others just not into a menagerie of midgets

qxana1969 · February 2016

138shades wrote: »

I'm 6'4 and she said I was a midget.

I think I'm in love!!!! I'm 5'10, so hard to find tall fellas lol

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

I'm 4'11, 2" over a Little Person yet he calls me that every day!!

qxana1969 · February 2016

couldn't own his power - pity

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

Was always trying to intimidate me!

qxana1969 · February 2016

I had to act intimidating, she was always chasing me around with a baseball bat

qxana1969 · February 2016

darling you've come to the right place :-)

saw everything in black and white

stacicali · February 2016

He gave me an electric toothbrush for Christmas

qxana1969 · February 2016

I'm not saying what she used the electric toothbrush for but it kept me up at night

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2016

She hid my batteries!

Timshel_ · February 2016

She was going through too many batteries.

MaggieAustin15 · February 2016

Wouldn't come with me into the light

Timshel_ · February 2016

I am more of a black and white person. Too many shades and gray area.

MaggieAustin15 · February 2016

wouldn't stop flexing to other woman

qxana1969 · February 2016

left me to pursue a career with the traveling circus

LiftingRiot · February 2016

Gingers don't have souls

Sniper_Chick · February 2016

doesn't do his own laundry

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Told me I needed to wash my mouth out with soap

MaggieAustin15 · February 2016

lol good thing im not a ginger im an auburn burgundy lol but bc he wouldn't stop acting like seth rogan

Timshel_ · February 2016

I am open and like to experiment, buuuuut....

$latex-horse-costume.jpg$

qxana1969 · February 2016

^^^^^ OMG I needed to laugh

was always trying to get me to make farm animal noises in bed - strange!

MaggieAustin15 · February 2016

OMFG to the horse thing lol is that you and always not wanting to do anything but lay there in the bed

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Didn't break up. He dealt with creepy things too well.

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Wanted me to dress like Elvira

Gordon_L · February 2016

She wanted to dress like Elvira

Kvm11628 · February 2016

I got tired of the same old dates all the time

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Risqué to him was changing rooms

Kvm11628 · February 2016

Chuck e Cheese? Really?

Justn7883 · February 2016

I couldn't bear the thought of him as a mouse

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