We broke up because...

Was busted then murdered for messin around!

Tried to frame me for murder!

was convicted of a crime- stealing my heart

She belonged to someone else

Wasn't long enough!

Misread me. I was talking about his pants - always wore high waters.

Needed everything explained to him. It was exhausting.

claims she said you only hear what you want to hear and I said sure I'll have another beer

She sh#t on my chest while sleeping

Called me gross!