We broke up because...
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            Kept following @slimgirljo15 around town feeling them to see if they really were real!0
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            Jealous of my "real" breasts0
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            They intimidated me!0
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            Intimidated by breast..enough said
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            LOL....
Always trying to feed me breast meat, I wanted thighs...0 - 
            I always wanted him to go a little higher, but he stopped at my thighs0
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            Carpet did not match the drapes0
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            (want to check?)
Had no drapes...0 - 
            (I'd love to!)
Spoke in tongues0 - 
            His tongue wasn't that good
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            (I beg to differ with you on that...)
Only wanted tongue0 - 
            He said my thighs could feed an army0
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            I wanted more than just thighs0
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            He decided he like sausage better
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            she ran off with the butcher0
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            Didn't share his cake with me0
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            His thong go to be a bit much0
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            Had a thing for camels0
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            Accused me of attempted murder0
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            He told me he was at work but really he was scouting out the prison yard for his next girlfriend0
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            Kept telling me, "But, baby, orange is the new black..."0
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            Was always tearing apart the food I made him looking for contraband.0
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            Was always looking for ways to escape0
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            Kept me locked in a box under the bed0
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            Stole my lockbox with all my valuables and treasures!0
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            you don't want to know what she considered treasures!0
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            I know what she did last summer.... And I told everyone!0
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            She told everyone my personal business0
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            hated when I always wore uptight business suits0
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            He was always hitting on my secretary0
 
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