We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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            He only wore floss to the beach0
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            Didn't like my keen sense of fashion0
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            left me for two young life guards0
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            She went swimming with sharks and never returned0
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            she threw me to the sharks and called it an accident0
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            Said we were going whale watching -- tried to push me over0
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            He jumped in, there were no witnesses so I am sticking to that story0
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            She's currently on trial for Murder!0
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            Murder was the case they gave me. No more indo, gin and juice
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            she was always rapping, I just wanted to have a simple conversation0
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            She didn't respect my talent0
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            Her talent involved a guy and a condom0
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            I was alypri's assistant! 0 0
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            he was too strong willed to be my assistant0
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            Only wanted me to be her Assistant!0
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            Too weird when he'd "yehaw" in the Boudoir! 0 0
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            Her Spurs left scars0
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            hated my Lil Cowgirl outfit! 0 0
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            Her little cowgirl outfit was a child size S. It really didn't fit0
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            Didnt like me showing off the Cleave!0
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            Asked the produce guy at the supermarket to milk her0
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            Hated my milk AND cookies0
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            She was a bad cook0
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            Never wanted to eat out 0 0
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            Always wanted to eat out 0 0
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            He haven't had enough money to spend for me0
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            She was a high maintenance gold digger0
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            She didn't dig me0
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            She wanted me to bury her in the back yard!0
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