We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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She couldnt take long distance relationships
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Said she needed space..moved 17000kms away0
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she got sick on planes0
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She lived in the clouds0
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I was a dreamer, She was a realist0
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Someone had to keep their feet on the ground. We couldn't live on love0
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She tried to cement me to the floor!0
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I wanted a plaster cast of her feet but she chickened out0
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Weird foot fetish0
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Every time we kissed his mustache ended up in my mouth!0
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Insisted I wear a fake moustache0
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She accused me of being a fake and a phony.0
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When I finally saw her nekked I found out that It was all a Pushup bra, false eyelashes, fake nails and a Booty Pop!0
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She couldn't tell reality from fantasy.0
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She ruined my Fantasy0
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Lived in a fantasy world0
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I was no longer her stars and moon0
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I needed more sunshine in my life0
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Wanted to spend more time in the sun than with me0
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She said I wasn't Irish enough0
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I couldn't stop looking at her legs.0
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He wouldn't stop looking at other women's legs0
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For his entertainment, he kept me in a ape cage in the back yard and would throw bananas at me.0
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He was too worried about other guys' bananas0
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often caught her using bananas.....I couldn't compete0
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She went bananas for the produce guy0
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always trying to squeeze the produce guys fruit0
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she was jealous I needed variety - it's called fruit salad for a reason0
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She could not hit a barn door0
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He called me blind as a bat.0
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