We broke up because...
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She would wear her Playmate bunny suit everywhere - it attracted too much attention0
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found out her name use to be Lorena Bobbit
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Always hid the scissors in the house0
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wanted to be a professional knife thrower but wanted me to be the practice target0
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Ran away to join the circus0
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wanted to keep a pet snake in the house0
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wanted me to pet his snake non stop0
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lol
she had snakes in her head!0 -
Called me her pet. Didn't like the nickname.0
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Didn't understand my affectionate talk0
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Named all of our pets after herself - conceited!0
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would called me like she was calling a dog0
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thought the idea of a fun date was to go to the dog park - liked giving me treats0
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she bit the hand that fed her0
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wouldnt let me bite him
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She was a vampire0
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she wouldn't acknowledge my existence.0
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wouldn't let me wear his hat0
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Would let me wear nothing BUT a hat. It was COLD.0
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Because she was too cold.
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He just didn't measure up...always used the excuse that it was cold..0
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was too cheap to turn on the heat - gave me a dozen Snuggies instead0
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She crocheted her own snuggies, wore them everywhere.0
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Is crotching cutting a hole for easy access?0
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Nice shades
Because she was always putting her hands in other guys pants...0 -
he wanted me to see how others measured up0
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Always invited his friends over under the pretense that I would stick my hands in their pants. Thought he could rent me out...0
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Wouldn't help pay the bills...0
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didn't let be a housewife0
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