We broke up because...
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She kept on Speaking in tongues at night and then smacked me0
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He left me just for having Night Terrors!
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Always screaming at night..I couldn't sleep0
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punched me in the face at night and she would constantly kick me in my private when I was sleeping I'm pretty sure she was doing it so I wouldn't have kids0
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..Iwas a restless sleeper..he wouldn't believe me 0 -
hogged the bed. I wanted my space.0
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She wanted so much space that she moved to her own house0
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She burned down my house0
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she convinced me to burn her house down for half of the insurance money but she used me and left with all the money0
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She was broke and I just couldn't afford her fancy ways0
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dimestore flip flops and knock off purses weren't fancy but she was a tight wad0
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using all the hot water up0
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wouldn't share the shower with me0
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I had no choice, he was making me mud wrestle for money0
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her idea of mud wrestling included hogs in the backyard0
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She had dirty money and expected me to Launder it!0
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tried to make bacon out of the pet hog0
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tried feeding me from a trough like a pet pig - I felt less than0
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I couldn't figure out her logo!0
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he was always trying to brand me0
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She didn't like being confined, I assured her the box had plenty of air holes..0
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She was full of hot air0
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She once tried to pop me with not a pin but a switchblade!
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Joined a gang and ran away.0
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He was always acting a little bit shady!0
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She never liked to go out in the sun, I got tired of being cold0
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she always gave me the cold shoulder when her friends were around0
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Maybe because when I tried to get romantic she'd tell me to take a cold shower!0 -
He brought home too many strange habits when he was in the joint!0
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I Didn't mind it a little rough, but when he brought out the 40- Grit Sandpaper I was outta there!
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