How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited March 2016
    Of sadness because #18 calling it quits with only beer and pizza runs to look forward to...
  • missblondi2u
    missblondi2u Posts: 851 Member
    edited March 2016
    He fell off a roof trying to rob a liquor store
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    A rare and deadly STD
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    butt fungus
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    1000 nails in the head
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Of old age :*
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    edited March 2016
    Rode her hoverboard off a cliff.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Acute peanut butter and jelly intoxication.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Someone slipped her a Micky

    She was scared to death of mice!
  • missblondi2u
    missblondi2u Posts: 851 Member
    She was selected as the tribute for her district, and ate the poison berries
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Panic At The Disco
    She was trampled to death!

    by the band members!
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  • WeekendWarriorTX
    WeekendWarriorTX Posts: 1,844 Member
    got her first DJ gig, plays "Panic" by the Smiths, the crowd gets pumped up by the lyrics "hang the dj" and they hang her
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Damn! :anguished:

    Some Redheaded freckled faced lady freaked out on her when she stole her Sun Screen!
  • WeekendWarriorTX
    WeekendWarriorTX Posts: 1,844 Member
    gets trampled by a tall dude on a camel whom she mistook for a woman
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Was camel racing, out in the lead, when a sinkhole opened up in the dunes. The camel came galloping out a minute later, without him. Seven maids with seven mops swept it for half a year, but they could not get it clear, and Weekend Warrior was gone! Tragic!
  • Sniper_Chick
    Sniper_Chick Posts: 1,703 Member
    fell off his camel into a pit filled with poisonous snakes
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited March 2016
    In a car accident - While driving in the rain, she puts an old Paul Simon CD and she slipped and slid away past the stop sign and over a bridge over troubled waters...
  • Texas2Fit
    Texas2Fit Posts: 30 Member
    He refused to light Keyser Soze's cigarette.

    "He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground, and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids; he kills their wives; he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in; he kills people that owe them money. And those who won't give him a light. And like that, he was gone," Verbal says.
  • WeekendWarriorTX
    WeekendWarriorTX Posts: 1,844 Member
    Had an errant thought of beating Chuck Norris in thumb war, died instantly
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Was the first person to be hit directly in the head by a pea-sized meteorite. The fragments sold on eBay for $1,000,000 though, so there's that.
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    He loved me too much. Got drunk on my love. Died in my arms tonight
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    Fell into an open manhole and was swept out to sea.
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    Hungry camel eats foreign tourist
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    Fell into a black hole
  • Michaelg235
    Michaelg235 Posts: 1,093 Member
    definitely a flying squirrel
  • hungrypotato
    hungrypotato Posts: 1,642 Member
    Acid rain
  • Wonderwomanvik
    Wonderwomanvik Posts: 2,932 Member
    Mr potato head crushed him
  • steviesmith469
    steviesmith469 Posts: 230 Member
    old age

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