We broke up because...
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she was a tease0
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Always wanted me to tease my hair like an 80s mall rat0
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thought everyday was Halloween0
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Stole candy from kids on Halloween and thought it was funny0
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she stole my candy0
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Wouldn't give me any sugar0
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wanted me to dress like a girl scout and sale him some cookies0
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wasn't my cookies he was after0
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was a cheap bugger0
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tried to give me the same ring he gave his ex0
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Blanket hog0
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he mistook me for someone who hated bacon0
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she burnt the bacon0
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He was a burn out.0
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She was always burning me with her jokes.. she thought they were funny. They were hurtful.0
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No sense of humor0
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Wanted me to shave
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Didn't want me to shave anything ever.. he had some weird desires...0
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he could grow a better beard. I was jealous0
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didn't trust me to shave him with a straight razor0
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He got jealous too easily... I swear I only flirted with the waiter one time for some free dessert...0
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the flirting was fine but she didn't have to flip the waiter and run out the door and leave me stuck with the bill0
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she was getting more than free dessert from the waiter!
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jealous the waiter had alot to offer me0
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always kept me waiting...0
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he was too impatient. always telling me to hurry0
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always me me late0
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She was late.... and it wasn't mine.
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couldn't except I loved another ...beer0
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