We broke up because...

g44219

she bought a shirt that said "I'm with stupid"

Sniper_Chick

he couldn't handle the truth of it

jbuzzed

Had too many admirers

g44219

She asked "does this make my *kitten* look big?" I didn't have the correct response.

Sniper_Chick

got offended when I offered to share them

g44219

had sex every day at 6pm if I whether I was home or not....

JeffreyMGiron

Drank the last cup of Bourbon and didnt get us another bottle

jbuzzed

Got a job travelling all over modelling. No time for me

Sniper_Chick

got made when he found out I gave it all the bourbon the the mail man

g44219

she was giving the mail man more than my bourbon

jbuzzed

Signed me up for mud wrestling

JeffreyMGiron

Didnt want to travel the world with me, thats all i asked for was a companion who was special to me

jbuzzed

Expected me to drop everything for him

nitroalley

She only wanted to box

Sniper_Chick

didn't like that I could beat him in boxing

nitroalley

She had a lockbox

Kvm11628

Did a really bad Al Gore impersonation routine:

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/cold-opening-gore--bush-first-debate/n11360

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g44219

I couldn't stay awake late enough to watch snl with her

Kvm11628

He didn't own a DVR. He was way behind the times.

Alfit88

she broke the DVR with too many cooking shows

windee52

He recorded Pimp My Ride

striderb

She wanted me to pimp her ride

Alfit88

didn't like my ride

windee52

ejinvt wrote: »

She hates Pimp My Ride and Seinfeld. What else could I do?

ejinvt wrote: »

Omg. The lag.

_fitness4life_

He would have pimp my ride on every time we were getting it on. I felt I was only an after thought.

Kvm11628

She WAS a pimp

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g44219

wanted me to wear a purple top hat with a big feather in it.

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