We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

called me Vulgar names!

g44219

pretended to be sweet but when she got mad she unleashed hell!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Couldn't even take a little disagreement! He freaked out and hit the road!

nitroalley

Wasn't freaky enough

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was a Freak and not in the good way!

nitroalley

She freaked out. I think drugs had something to do with it

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found a briefcase filled with cocaine

nitroalley

She didn't like snow

g44219

she didn't believe it was evidence I was turning over to the cops

FabulousFantasticFifty

He found out that I was an undercover Cop!

nitroalley

Would not get under the covers

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was always too Hot!!!

nitroalley

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I was always too Hot!!!

She was always too hot

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was always mocking me!

nitroalley

But she was always too hot for me

FabulousFantasticFifty

He always gave me the cold shoulder!

nitroalley

She gave me the brush off

FabulousFantasticFifty

Took it personal when I'd brush the crumbs off his shirt

nitroalley

Called me a crumb of a man

cmDaffy

He was crummy

Annabinoid

I left a triad with these two because they had an unhealthy obsession with crumbs.

g44219

was always doing head stands until she got dizzy

Sniper_Chick

would hav estayed on my head but he kept pushing me over

g44219

she couldn't take my joking around very well

Sniper_Chick

i was a fan of his bunny costume in public when it wasn't Halloween

g44219

wanted me to wear the Ralphie bunny outfit from Christmas story

RunHardBeStrong

He never took the bunny costume off said it reminded him of his ex

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RunHardBeStrong

We were broke and starving, she was so selfish saying something about it being her very first pet

FabulousFantasticFifty

Tried to turn me into her next pet!