We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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she banged her head against the headboard and blamed me for it0
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He didn't "bang" quite hard enough...0
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told her friends I was lousy in bed0
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lack of stamina0
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made me chase her for hours0
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well it doesn't count if you are using the car to chase me0
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she was a maniac behind the wheel of a car. domestic terrorist0
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He made me chase him in the car for my daily exercise0
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Lo..^^ I wasn't sadistic enough0
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She spent all her time at church. Never saw her.0
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She was afraid that if she stepped inside the church with me that she might burn!0
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would hose me down when i burst into flames0
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She'd always sing "Pardon Me " by Incubus. even when on the stake!0
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I'm an idiot who ran to drugs and soul poles to fill my void ...instead of living myself and loving him. ( Plus he was never a thoughtful gift giver )0
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She always called me a him and claimed I wasn't feminine enough!0
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She was too butch0
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She hated my mullet0
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Ohhh true that..that mullet was hideous0
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Couldn't handle the business in the front or the party in the back...0
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She also hated my wallet chain0
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