Serious Profiles lol

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  • Posts: 2,205 Member
    anyone else get a chuckle out of serious profiles that have a set of rules you must abide to even be considered to be accepted as a friend? Or profiles that say they are no longer accepting friends at this time? It makes me chuckle a bit.

    Who has the time in their day to ensure all MFP'ers abide to their set of rules....Shouldn't you be at the gym?
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    This thread has inspired me to clean out my locker a bit....
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  • Posts: 3,473 Member
    Mine's private; you can't even see my list of friend requirements.
  • Posts: 2,480 Member
    I have strict standards: I only accept friend requests from 1) people no longer accepting friend requests 2) 20 something year old fit females wearing tight clothing 3) people with pets as their pic 4) people with pics of just their torsos 5) people with jail bars over their picks for being sh*tty to other users on the message boards and 6) people with a selfie mirror pic where they are staring at their phone screen and not at the camera
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  • Posts: 3,779 Member
    the only "rule" i have seen is "send a message in the FR of how you know me." i don't think that's unreasonable. there are a lot of people who are "collectors." Secondly, a lot of us fatties and former fatties have self esteem issues... maybe that's why we are here. So if someone puts that they aren't accepting any friend requests, maybe it's so people won't take rejection personally, as some of us are wont to do.

    i don't know. just a thought.
  • Posts: 114 Member
    You never know. Maybe those people's MFP is broken and they can't remove friends later, so when they add someone, it's a life long commitment.

    But yeah, I love to fill out 250+ questions to apply for the position of someone's 'Hey, I know you from that website and we're probably never gonna meet'-friend.
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    I can't stop watching the calligraphy writer over and over and over and over ......
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    lol..good ol' Kik. I used to be on here under a different account...a lot of naughty women on here that like to share on Kik.
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    _dracarys_ wrote: »
    Mine's private; you can't even see my list of friend requirements.

    The funniest ones are the private accounts that say "please send a note with your friend request" well how the heck is someone to know when they can't read that until after the fact?
  • Posts: 3,582 Member
    synchkat wrote: »

    @JeffreyMGiron aren't you a drama Queen? Or a date asker outer

    im all of the aboves
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    hey im your friend :)

    Oh haii friend!
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    edited March 2016
    I think it's more weird when people constantly delete and recreate profiles. There are people on this site who have had like 20 different profiles. I guard my FL so I don't get into that drama O_o
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    jenmar22 wrote: »

    Oh haii friend!

    oh haii there 8)
  • Posts: 37,368 Member

    busted by the hubs or the wife i'd say

    Or busted by the mfp police for naughty pictures lots if times. Or heartbroken because their mfp love affair didn't end up being true love
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  • Posts: 37,368 Member

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    It is sad...cause it's real...in a pretend sort of way
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    edited March 2016

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    That's Iron Eyes Cody from the 1970s "Keep America Beautiful" campaign! I teach this in one my my classes.

    Hey people! Environmental awareness is no laughing matter!
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    i cry everytime.
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    cwolfman13 wrote: »
    This thread has inspired me to clean out my locker a bit....

    Making room for me? :)
  • Posts: 3,574 Member
    I just friend people. Then if they're dumb on their statuses I delete them. I really don't like to see a lot of whining on my feed. Otherwise I really don't care who I'm friends with. I did have to delete one guy who kept insisting I m private messages that I had lost enough weight a day should stop. Um. I am still 80 lbs overweight dumdum. Shut up. Lol
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    Omg have you been in mfp love? That's pretty much how it goes eh
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    Got a problem with us?
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    lauranorr wrote: »
    I got the mail today and not one flowered scented envelope. I am greatly saddened. Perhaps my friendship request requirements are too strict. From now on you may send me a simple handwritten note attached to either a squirrels neck or carrier pigeon. This should really simplify the process. If allergies are involved...simply attach the handwritten not to a helium balloon bouquet and let it go in my direction.

    Please step outside and look up: I sky wrote mine. Because I make the extra effort. (And the squirrels won't follow my instructions.)

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    wizzybeth wrote: »
    I just friend people. Then if they're dumb on their statuses I delete them. I really don't like to see a lot of whining on my feed. Otherwise I really don't care who I'm friends with. I did have to delete one guy who kept insisting I m private messages that I had lost enough weight a day should stop. Um. I am still 80 lbs overweight dumdum. Shut up. Lol

    This is so honest. I love it.

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