We broke up because...
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she was a rug munched on the side
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Told me I looked like a side of beef!0
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She was always thinking about food ..0
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She never let me eat..would always say round is a shape but not a good one0
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She told me to shape up or ship out. I got the message.0
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Was always on the road0
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She caught me eating pizza... It was just this one time, I swear!0
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she didn't like food in the bedroom0
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No food for you...is what I heard daily0
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called me a fruitcake0
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Was too fruity
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Did stranger things with ping pong balls
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Always went back and forth0
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LOL!
The guy we passed on the street told her that he is still waiting on that ointment.0 -
She fell pregnant..I just know it wasn't mine
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She had women with kids in every port!0
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knows every line in "The Witches of Eastwick"0
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Spit cherry pits at me0
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He got pregnant 0
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He slept I'm an alley and smelled kinda funny!0
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Wouldn't stand by me.
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