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We broke up because...
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Made donuts with a shotgun0
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He picked his nose.0
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She nitpicked everything0
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Would not scratch my itch0
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She tried to fumigate my underwear with me in them0
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Said I bugged her0
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Was always walking in a fog0
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I didn't like the trapeze she had installed0
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Kept trying to tame the "lion"0
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Didn't let the big cat loose.0
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He was way too loose0
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Said I was a lose r0
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Was always competing0
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Kept losing points on the back flip0
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Always pointing out my flaws0
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Had sooooooo many flaws ..I just couldn't ignore0
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Cheated with the neighbour0
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Never came home0
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Always had his head in the clouds0
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Rattlesnake mean0
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Kept bringing her pet rattlesnake to bed with her...0
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Cheater0
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She actually thought I could be difficult to live with! Can you imagine that?0
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