How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Lol^^ ....surrounded by the male dancers manpower Australia...they gave her a lapdance..her heart couldn't take it..the undertaker said it was the biggest smile on any corpse he'd ever seen.1
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Buried in an avalanche of plushies.0
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While attending an intimate Adele concert, she couldn't resist the urge to sing along to every song. She ultimately died from a Tracheobronchial injury resulting from 19-25 punches to the throat by the stranger sitting next to her...0
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Crushed to death by roses at a roman banquet.0
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Stabbed 43 times in the kidneys. The police said they'd never seen so much blood at a crime scene.0
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Alcohol poisoning0
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Choking whilst doing the cinnamon challenge.0
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The Hershey kiss was actually poisoned. Her last words at the hospital were, "No regrets".0
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She slipped and fell while throwing another body into the pit in her basement and was impaled on a splintered ribcage. Unable to get up, she eventually died as the wound became infected.0
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Beaten to death by spectators at a cockfighting ring when he showed up nude to the competition without a rooster...
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Eaten by a pack of rabid bunnies.0
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Heads crushed too close together.0
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She thought she was so clever - calling again and again only to hang up. Unfortunately though, Sylvia *69'ed her, found her and ultimately strangled her to death with telephone wire...
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smashed by a baby grand....or 100 grand ... whichever0
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Always living life by the motto of "keeping it real", she dies from an unfortunate larping accident because of low hit points and weak armor...
#chainmailinsteadofleather0
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