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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Took a wrong turn while spelunking. It was years before anyone discovered the body.
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    Got hit with a baseball...in the head.
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  • Lewisg51
    Lewisg51 Posts: 220 Member
    Got struck by lightening after trying to fit a tv antenna .
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Trekking in the amazon to find a lost tribe....
    Poison dart did her in ..appears they didnt want to be found..
    Note...the @sunn_lighter casserole was delicious and earnt 2 thumbs up from the village chief ..

  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    Fatal stroke-gasm while logging calories burned "sexercising"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lol^^ :D ....surrounded by the male dancers manpower Australia...they gave her a lapdance..her heart couldn't take it..the undertaker said it was the biggest smile on any corpse he'd ever seen.
  • Woodsmoke
    Woodsmoke Posts: 360 Member
    Buried in an avalanche of plushies.
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  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    While attending an intimate Adele concert, she couldn't resist the urge to sing along to every song. She ultimately died from a Tracheobronchial injury resulting from 19-25 punches to the throat by the stranger sitting next to her...
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    Crushed to death by roses at a roman banquet.
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    Stabbed 43 times in the kidneys. The police said they'd never seen so much blood at a crime scene.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    Alcohol poisoning
  • TabithaCheesecake
    TabithaCheesecake Posts: 652 Member
    Choking whilst doing the cinnamon challenge.
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  • ayvi226
    ayvi226 Posts: 131 Member
    The Hershey kiss was actually poisoned. Her last words at the hospital were, "No regrets".
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    She slipped and fell while throwing another body into the pit in her basement and was impaled on a splintered ribcage. Unable to get up, she eventually died as the wound became infected.
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited April 2016
    Beaten to death by spectators at a cockfighting ring when he showed up nude to the competition without a rooster...
    #misunderstanding
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Eaten by a pack of rabid bunnies.
  • Woodsmoke
    Woodsmoke Posts: 360 Member
    Heads crushed too close together.
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    She thought she was so clever - calling again and again only to hang up. Unfortunately though, Sylvia *69'ed her, found her and ultimately strangled her to death with telephone wire...
    #evenbetter
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  • KPriceAk
    KPriceAk Posts: 2,432 Member
    smashed by a baby grand....or 100 grand ... whichever
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited April 2016
    Always living life by the motto of "keeping it real", she dies from an unfortunate larping accident because of low hit points and weak armor...
    #chainmailinsteadofleather
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