We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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            He was too fast.........not gonna finish this sentence0
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 Lolbhouchen2014 wrote: »He was too fast.........not gonna finish this sentence
 she ran off with her yoga instructor0
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            she ran a stop sign and hit someone. she had to do a little jail time0
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            He liked the guys he met in jail a little too much1
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            I'd never been to jail and that's kind of a deal breaker for her!0
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            she joined a convent and took vows of celibacy0
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            Bought me a chastity belt0
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            She wore tin underwear0
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            Made tin foil hats. She was crazy and thought she could contact aliens0
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            she wouldn't give me her wifi password.0
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            His WiFi password was 'hellokitty'0
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            she didn't want to take the "next step" in the relationship0
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            His next step was scary! 0 0
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            He was an Irish step dancer. The noise in the house from those damn shoes drove me crazy.0
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            Wore Onezies to bed.0
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            Couldn't hear me!0
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            she was too soft spoken0
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            Spoke in tongues0
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            I refused to visit her church.0
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            Spent to much money on shoes!!!0
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            He kept wearing my shoes0
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            she bought shoes too small for my feet0
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            He was wearing her shoes....0
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            she told me to bend over and she would give ME a surprise 0 0
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            He didn't like my surprises0
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            She was horrified cuz I liked her surprise a little to much!0
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            he threw me a surprise 40th birthday part on my 39th birthday0
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            He told me he was 37...0
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            I was too old.0
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