married chit-chatters?
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mangamadayan wrote: »Ellebee332 wrote: »What if you're unhappily married?
I think this thread should be more inclusive.
I didn't say "I" was unhappily married
I am loving the inocuosities though.
(and totally hooking up with Redbeard later )1 -
Ellebee332 wrote: »mangamadayan wrote: »Ellebee332 wrote: »What if you're unhappily married?
I think this thread should be more inclusive.
I didn't say "I" was unhappily married
I am loving the inocuosities though.
(and totally hooking up with Redbeard later )
Cool!! That put a smile on my face1 -
So this morning I measured a loss of 43 lb. After checking in and planning my meals I got on the treadmill and started working. I had heard Mrs showering and shortly after I began my session she came down and hopped on the new stepper-glider next to me. After a few minutes here's the conversation:
Her: "I've burned 6 calories".
Me: "That's not a cookie".
Her: "How many for a cookie?"
Me: "About 100".
Me: "I've gotten below 230. I'm now at 229.6"
Her: "If I get that big can I have a cookie?"
Me: "I'll spank you if you get that big."
Her: "Oh, that sounds fun. I'll start eating now!"
Me: "I'll spank you right now!"7 -
mangamadayan wrote: »So Jerome's her can never get chubby? What if she does?
Duh if she does she gets spanked.1 -
How long have you all been married? 23 years for me4
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11 for me. I realized yesterday if I had stayed married to the first husband it would have been 17 years this year. thank goodness that ended after 34
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So I've had two boyfriends in my life and I am married to one of them...haha. Married 21 years last Friday...been together since I was 17, so 24 years total. I still call him my boyfriend and he still makes me feel like the only girl in the world...he's a keeper at least for another 50 years or so.9
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Side bar: why are so many people hung up on the 1950s? Just once I'd love to hear "I have a 1920s marriage".6
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lynnismynameshoppingmygame wrote: »How long have you all been married? 23 years for me
24 closing in on 251 -
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Married with one adult child and 3 pups.
Buying stuff for my guitar habit is about as adventurous as I get.0 -
Or I was married to Jay Gatsby...0 -
As usual I am late to the party.. We are all married, but look for a little fun. We aren't dead so a laugh here and there is good for the soul. Some of the biggest flirts here are also some of the happiest married people on MFP4
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jajomo0118 wrote: »
Or I was married to Jay Gatsby...
Then your husband would be murdered.0 -
Best read all night, this thread was.
Wow. Just. Wow.
I can't judge what flies for others but if my husband left me s daily list like that he'd come home to find a list of ways in which I would shove that list up his *kitten*.
15 years married this fall. 18 years together. Good lord that's a long time....
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Best read all night, this thread was.
Wow. Just. Wow.
I can't judge what flies for others but if my husband left me s daily list like that he'd come home to find a list of ways in which I would shove that list up his *kitten*.
15 years married this fall. 18 years together. Good lord that's a long time....
So you didn't *kitten* block him on the way to the strip club?0 -
Best read all night, this thread was.
Wow. Just. Wow.
I can't judge what flies for others but if my husband left me s daily list like that he'd come home to find a list of ways in which I would shove that list up his *kitten*.
15 years married this fall. 18 years together. Good lord that's a long time....
So you didn't *kitten* block him on the way to the strip club?
The two are not mutually exclusive. Duh.
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I used to make a chore list for my wife, but sadly the quality of her work was substandard. I had to train my dog to pick up her slack.
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lol married0
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